i h8 ed shera

late night post on ed sheeren- its currently 10:55 and i only just found out tht the ginger snap man himself is taking a 18-month long break!!1 i could not be more estatic. i cannot wait for him to come back and see the newly progressed life that he has made since his departure. he was such a kind-hearted being and his life vessel was worth more than gold (sarcasm,,ofc) and he smelled so good. sorry i cannot keep lying, he smelled like clotted cream- look it up- and  apple cider vinegar. i just feel so bad that the middle to old aged people cannot listen to his sh*te music anymore! (who am i to say his music is sh*te i have no talent whatsoever). im glad the little man decided to do something more worthwhile with his oh-so precious time, with his three one hit wonders that still haunt me to this day. c'mon lad when youre singing about something as uncertain as love you know that career will not last long! sing about your love for animals or not taking a shower- seeing as it's more important to you than finding a better partner that doesnt just want you for your music money. and we wont even adress the elephant in the room- that big ass lawsuit that you have nippiing at your long overgrown and/and ingrown tonails, for the love of all things unholy get that sorted out ed youre a grown man. dont worry ed, single/hot/rich/cool/smart 50 year old ladies will still be drooling over you when you come back, i cant say the same for cherry though, seeing as you cannot collect money if youre not working on your music for those said 50 year old ladies. anywayzzz, good luck ed!!!