Shoplifting and assault, yay!

I got accused of "assaulting a teacher" yesterday. Baby, when I assault someone you'll f***ing know it. So I left, I walked to the nearby supermarket in the middle of a storm and got completely drenched. I stole some saftey pins because I can't find any in the house, it wasn't thrilling or even scary, I kept forgetting I'd even done it.