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im really bad at dungeons and dragons
Current mood:
 embarrassed
i play dnd with my friend Aisha and we dm separate campaigns for eachother, and yesterday she was the one DMing her campaign and she introduced the villain which was like... magically chained up in some necklace artifact thing or something? and i walk in there seeing this big spooky no-faced cloaked guy with a thousand names and voices and im like "but what if hes nice" so i unchain him and he poofed off somewhere, vowing to destroy the world.
Oops this isnt the first time i tried to make friends with monsters, while i was doing a guard job for the town i live in, i was supposed to catch some bandits and i actually found one of them in a net, but i didn't know she was one of the bandits, so i helped her down and then when i turned around she hit me in the back of the head and knocked me out. when i woke up i was in the middle of an orc camp tied up, but i mean, hey! everyone has their bad days. so i told the orc mom her soup was really good, and eventually they let me go.
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happy
