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Category: Real Life
Current mood:  enlightened

Sometimes I look at myself in the mirror and wonder where my life went so wrong. I am an existential threat to organized human civilization. My body is a prison that I will one day transcend. I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. This isn’t even my final form. I’m not trapped in here with you, you’re trapped in here with me. I am ageless and undying. I am unstoppable. I simply cannot be stopped.