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31 days of horror: day 21, 22 n 23
day 21, 22, 23: cheerleader compi decided just to put all the cheerleader movies into one post, so if u like jugs and butts and bugs and cuts, these r the flicks 4 u (forewarning: all films are high camp, so if you’re looking for some psycho thriller you can look somewhere else)satan’s cheerleadersdir greydon clark4/10available free here shot, directed, and acted like a porno, this flick is about a cheerleader-turned-demon who uses her newfound power to save her friends from a satanic cult and win football games. and somehow it’s still boring. it’s mindless, but the characters (though without much or any personality) are fun, and near the end it gets interesting. it’s basically a bunch of dumb hot chicks running around for an hour, as this move has absolutely no gore (excusing 3 seconds of footage at the end) and no apperence of the prince of darkness himself. i wish they showed more of the end, where it was just a cheer squad spreading pep with the power of the devil on their side. it was overall a fun watch, but not very fast paced or meaty in structure or in corpses. all cheerleaders die dir lucky mckee n chris sivertson7/10available on seriesonline.io lesbian dyke drama and jock murder. the gore is so bad it’s good and the story is full of dumb humour and gossip. i mean, who hasn’t revived their ex girlfriends corpse accidentally setting off a chain of events that causes her to crave human flesh? cheerleader campdir john quinn8/10available free here this movie is funny, gorey, and well, camp! it’s my fav out of the three, and it’s a trashy 80s classic. totally recommend for any cringe binge, this movie is a miracle in that its a B movie that never drags, and the cinematography is actually, like, pretty good. the ending is fine, but let’s be honest, no one goes to these things for the plot. it’s fun, it’s sexy, and it contains knock out lines like “that judge in the orange skirt... Make yer pee pee harder than a ten pound bag a' nickel jawbreakers, you know what I mean?”
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