About me: Fu¢k Facebook, fu¢k Mark Fu¢kerberg, fu¢k Barack Obama and Donald Trump, fu¢k Windows Vista, fu¢k Blu-Rays and HDTV. Fu¢k Michael Bay's Transformers, fu¢k Disney's Star Wars, fu¢k JJ Abrams' Star Trek, and fu¢k Terminator 4, 5, and 6. Fu¢k Crysis, Bioshock, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, and Unreal Tournament 3. Fu¢k all of world history from 2007 onward.
This right here, this time machine to 2005, this is the real sh*t and I'm never fu¢king leaving it. And whoever you are, reading this right now, I fu¢king love YOU for being here.
Who I'd like to meet: Anyone who hates the same things I hate and has an appreciation for 1982-2005 culture.