AYYO HOES! My name is Courtney, and welcome to my page. I don't really know how to explain myself, but I'll do my best. If you read it, I'm sorry. If you don't, you're lucky. In the words of Philip DeFranco, let's just jump into it.
I'm 28 years old and currently stuck in dumpster town, but over here, we call it Michigan. I work all day and stay at home the rest of the time. Whenever I do leave my house for social events, it gets pretty lit. Trump is trash.
I work one, full time job and it's the greatest. I'm a bartender/server at a Irish tavern. I love the idea of mixing booze and creating cocktails. I plan to become a good, well-rounded bartender. My coworkers are my best friends/ worst enemies, and I couldn't ask for a better family then the ones I work with. Working in the restaurant industry is hard, and if you're in it, then you ALREADY KNOW! Having my coworkers by my side, actually make it worth clocking in.
When I'm home, I cannot get enough of Netflix. Anything animated or in the horror department is my thing. If I'm not watching Netflix, I'm on YouTube watching content that makes me question why I'm not making money from the "views" #vloglife. I love Love LOVE makeup. Wet 'n Wild are my go-to products. Second best would have to be E.L.F. Sometimes, I do my makeup, just to do it. I am nowhere near, nor claim to be a makeup artist, but some days; when I draw on my eyebrows, they SOMETIMES match... Okay, well they're more like cousins than sisters, but they're eyebrows. I like to play around with Photoshop, by creating edits and resources. I know no one looks at, or uses them, but it's a fun hobby, and keeps me off the streets, and away from drugs. I can stay home all day, not do anything, and low key, be the happiest ever. If I have my Netflix, computer, and blanket, I'll be alright.
It's really rare I go out because of work, but when I go out, I. Go. OUT. I like to drink. Bud Light is my beer, and Fireball is THE liquor. I'm pretty good at beer pong. I'm not that big on the bar scene anymore, but I still go to them. I can have a good time sitting with my friends, drinking while watching scary movies. I always have a good time, when I'm around good people.
I honestly feel I'm rambling, so I guess I'll end it here. If you made it to the end, then I'm really REALLY sorry, and hope I didn't kill you with my boring insights of my life. So, with that said, hit me up, and let's be friends. I think I'm a pretty swell gal and could be the coolest person on the internet...or the creepiest. You'll never know until you send me a message or comment.