I am not a satanist, I didn't burn a bible, nor set a car on fire. I'm sorry I couldn't see the chore list, my hair was in the way. I'm sorry I didn't hear you, I was listening to From First to Last on my iPod. The only reason I'm always in my room because I can be myself up there. And I have not done any unholy things, exept for maybe listening to Mindless Self Indulgence every once in a while. I hope you understand, but you won't because you have never heard of Paramore.
p.s. I'm sorry for using all of your hairspray