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John Fortnite Last Login: March 4th, 2024 Gender: Male Status: Divorced Age: 22 Sign: Taurus Country: Nigeria Signup Date: April 11, 2020 Subscriptions: keu

Previous123Next 01/04/2025 12:54 AM  Yo peep this sh*t super helpful in defending your computer Current mood:  vehement https://www.mcafee.com/consumer/en-us/landing-page/direct/sem/mtp-family/desktop/brand-ad.html?csrc=google&csrcl2=main-ad&cctype=desktop-brand&ccstype=&ccoe=direct&ccoel2=sem&pkg_id=521&affid=1485&cid=238375&utm_source=google&utm_medium=paidsearch&utm_campaign=en-us:Search:Brand&utm_content=en-us:Search:Brand&utm_term=mcafee&gclid=CjwKCAjwv4_1BRAhEiwAtMDLssPUbJqdG0wHrStAT1v_bTOWe09a6oaPxHSaG9oaFhVp7pPOoPPPsxoCiq4QAvD_BwE 0 Comments  11/01/2024 01:20 PM  IMPORTANT MUST READ Current mood:  numb By reading this blog you agreed to donate all of your organs to myself and family members whenever we may need to use them at any time.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibUddzlRexI 0 Comments  05/08/2023 03:50 PM  Deep Thoughts #1 Do yall ever think about what has happened to get you to where you are today? Sometimes I think about how my life is going and I try to equate it to my hobbies and interests. Specifically I think about how my life is like a videogame. I always think about how I try very hard to beat the stage and how I am always collecting coins but to no avail. None of this matters, I try so hard and for what? All these coins I slave myself for just to get some useless trinkets. I fill my life with vainess and lose my connection to god. Sometimes I feel like I should just submit myself to the voices. Anyways who up feeding they worm tho. 0 Comments  03/01/2022 01:51 PM  Sussy Baki Current mood:  crushed 0 Comments  11/09/2021 12:24 PM  Poem I sit on a sandy beach I clap sandy's cheeks  I poopy in my pants Read all my blog posts Please    0 Comments  10/27/2021 10:09 PM  Neutral Milk Hotel SUCKS!!!!!!!! Current mood:  confident So have any of you heard of this band its called neutral milk hotel? I listened to them and my god they f***ing suck so much ass. Like this stupid f***er makes 2 albums and just plays the f***ing vuvuzela. Like it doesnt even sound good and the music and the lyrics are f***ing horrendous. If I even meet someone who likes this band in real life I am going to verbally and physically assault them. You f***ers are done for. 0 Comments  06/18/2021 01:38 PM  Real Blog Post (not clickbate) So what I think I have realized is that if I want to get any type of attention and comments on my blogs I will have to make a real blog post. So I was driving down to the store the other day, y'know to get some groceries and stuff. So I walked in and this bitch was like im gonna f***ing stab you and she was running at me with a knife. And I was like holy sh*t I dont even know this lady (what a psycho am I right?) but like I f***ing walljumped off the shelves of the store and hit all her chakra points and she f***ing exploded. So then I got my ham and bread and cheese for my sandwiches that I was gonna take with me in my lunch to work. BUT THEN AS I WAS LEAVING THE STORE I GOT JUMPED BY THREE DUDES WHO ALL HAD GUNS. But what they didnt know is that I was a master at gunkata and I f***ing punched the guns outta their hands and blasted them all to hell. BUT THEN AS I WAS WALKING HOME I forget that I actually left my grocery bags in the alley where I got jumped and I had to run back to get them but when I got there they bags were gone and I guess somebody stole them. So I filed a police report and was sad that I didnt have any sandwiches because I am too poor to buy the stuff from the store again. Other than that my week has been kinda boring ngl. 2 Comments  06/18/2021 01:08 PM  OK F***ERS Current mood:  annoyed Yall f***ing asssholes wont even so much as look at my blog. I put so much time and effort into each and every one of my blog posts and I get no interactions, no likes, no comments, no "oh my god hes such a genious and dreamy as f***". Like I am out here creating these unique ass blog posts about important things and I dont even get an award? I should be the f***ing posterchild for this website I should be the friend project mascot for f***s sake. If I dont see at least 100 comments on this blog post I am going to personally hunt down every one of you and ask you why you are so conceited as to not recognize my true brilliance.  XOXOXO, Love, John Fortnite 0 Comments  10/11/2020 05:53 PM  Bro you guys suck Current mood:  aggravated Bro im malding rn yall motherf***ers are making these sh*t tier blog posts. I mean have you seen my blog posts I got some f***ing bangers in their and im reading all your dumb sh*t bout how im f***ing sad. Wah wah imma f***ing sh*t in my diaper you f***ing goblins. Im looking through these blogs and im like damn how do you f*** this up its so easy to make a good blog post. My blog posts will touch people generations from now its literally so inspirational. Like if you pieces of shuit arent showing my blog posts to your kids im severely dissapointed. And by the way why the f*** dont you go read my other blog posts I deserve to be famous. 3 Comments  05/20/2020 11:13 PM  Man I really love capitalism Current mood:  crunk I really dont think this world would be the same without it. I really f***ing love how the free market functions and it makes me happy that businesses have the freedom that they do. I love that I can control my life and do whatever I want with my money. I think that if your country doesnt have capitalism it is bound to fail. 0 Comments  Previous123Next View All Posts