★my silly little exploring guide mwahahaha★
Category: Real Life
Current mood:  adventurous

★★heyy hehe this is Zip's very very cool urban exploring guide★★
note that some of this sh*t might not work for u. also note that a lot of the time this sh*t is like. illegal. so dont f***in do it LMAO

SO. the first step is to make sure that you know that if you go to perfectly preserved places and then trash them, the deepest pits of hell (and my fists) await you, and that i will be your personal demon torturer whilst youre there (for eternity, that is). i'll have a pitchfork and everything.
SECONDLY, you gotta go into your silly little google search engine. and start researching!!! (i am taken forcibly from the stage)
★★★LISTEN!!!! what you wanna type in is something along the lines of: "[your location] decomissioned places", and itll hopefully pop up with a bunch of abandoned places for you to explore to your heart's content. NOW, if it DOESNT, or all the places have already been torn down, find "decomissioned properties for sale [your area]". 
★and that, my friends, is my easy peasy sexy smelly guide to urban exploring. don't be a bitch! remember my initial warning!! it's important to preserve these places, especially if they're historical. 
some good resources are on reddit, if there's a community already there built up in your area for urban exploring or whateva. if not, uh. suffer, i guess? idk. 
OK GOODBYE BOZOS I WILL SEE YOU IN HELL (or florida)