The Case of Squirrel
Once upon a time there was a polar bear named Squirrel, this always confused everyone, because they thought that Squirrel was a bee.
One day, Squirrel bought a box of boxes, but when Squirrel got home, they found out that the box wasn't a box of boxes, it was a box of cardboard rectangular prisms to store things in! Squirrel complained, but got no response, so Squirrel sued them for attempted murder.
The case went on for 2 years and was settled out of court in a Denny's.