A tragedy has occurred...
Category: Real Life
Current mood:  distraught

today, cate's vape died. i looked at it with pure disgust for the fact that it was able to give itself away so easily. A single hit from the big chiefer and it was gone, destroyed in a matter of seconds. Cate wept and it broke my heart, but a beautiful man came and solved all our problems, curing me of my sickening, dehabilitating, gut wrenching sadness in with only 20 words. He said "cate... you may hit my vape but only if you hit all five of these at once... do you accept the challenge". and thus she did but then the controversy really began when she blinked out ALL FIVE VAPES! A MONSTER SHE IS! A DEMON! SHE SHOULD BE CAST OUT BY SOCIETY AND EATEN BY WOLVES, STONED IN THE SQUARE, AND BURNED AT THE STAKE FOR HER VILE ACTS AGAINST HUMANITY! I once felt sympathy for this creature but now the only emotion that leaks from my pores is pure unadulterated wrath towards her small elflike frame that is able to drain any substance from its core. I am in disbelief... but now I ask you dear reader, who is the villian? From my short little tale of jaw-dropping horror who would you conclude is the antagonist of this retelling of events? Please... comment and tell me.