Partyyyyyy
Category: Real Life
Current mood:  crunk

Came back from a party at my rich friend’s house…that was a party lemme tell you you haven’t partied until you’ve jumped up and down on a rich person’s pristine white couches

Dude whatever the non-alcoholic version of being wasted is, that’s me rn

I’m so tired, I put up half a mohawk but from all the dancing I now look like Edward scissorhands 

They had a party room. A room for partying. In their house. Built in speakers. Polar bear rugs (not actual polar bear, it’s like a cow or something). Security cameras. Spiral staircase. Marble everything. The works. It’s so white it’s blinding. Rich people, man

Goodnight, I’m so gonna feel this in the morning ahaha
-Jed