my facebook experience

ok for some context here im pretending to be a white millennial facebook mom so basically im catfishing. 

lemme tell you men who are past 40 become desperate and military men too. so me and a friend decided to be white millennial facebook moms and act like them. what i didnt know was that old men were gonna hmu and flirt with me. see theres alot of negatives in this situation too so if you dont care about peoples emotions i recommend this, but yeah some come to you cause their wife tragically died and they need a significant other so thats kinda sad. i have this one dude tho and we were talking about our children and out the blue he said "i need someone to take care of my kid." and i asked him if he wanted me to take care of his kid and he said yes, but i rejected saying my work schedule wont be able to fit that time in. he got really aggressive about it and i had to tell him to calm the f*** down and drop his attitude. now he thinks we are in a relationship and rn im about to break his heart and break character and make him feel dumb. 

thats one of many stories but i hope you guys enjoyed :)