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So one day back when I had friends irl, we were all sitting around making D&D characters.My friend and our DM (same person) walked up to me and, fully clothed, drops his balls on my shoulder.I lifted my head and tilted it to the side lond enough to think "Yea, that just happened", then blurted out "You know... man... we never just talk anymore..."The entire room erupted in laughter and our DM had to step back to avoid crushing himself on my shoulder while he was doubling over laughing.

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God here I go again going on a rant, After the last time about school now about this. It’s such a big issue in this world, everyone is so obsessed with a perfect body being skinny, not a lot of people can accept the body type of chubby or fat people or in-between.It’s such a horrible thing this world has come too, and I hope you all can agree, at some point in our lives we have felt fat no matter what the circumstances are.Everyone has made to feel ugly fat or disgusting, by teens, parents, colleagues, bosses, school mates.It’s such a horrible feeling to feel like you always need to keep up with today’s society and its standards.Same goes for clothing and how we present ourselves, we feel so judged by others actions and words, everything contributes to having a bad mental health. Why can’t we go back to when It was okay to wear whatever you wanted, when you could be yourself, back to when judging people was never a thing when we accepted people for who they were.Well that was ages ago and if we had to go back that far we might as well see dinosaurs ahah  ( jokes )I know it’s all a part of our brain and there is a huge thing about it ( I’m not going into it)Sometimes people should just accept how people are it doesn’t take rocket science Love yourself and for what and who you are everyone is amazing in their own way 

Story opens aboard a medium spaceship/space warship.The ship itself is a prototype on it's first voyage into the field.It's now the largest ship in the fleet, yet is still only half the size of their enemy's largest ships. Its out today testing it's stealth capabilities.It is following a set route crossing into and out of enemy territory with a new technology which both hides them from enemy sensors and makes the ship itself visually appear as both there, and not there; as if a ghost ship. With the cloak active they cannot fire weapons, but take reduced damage while the cloak reinforces their shields. They have their systems configured in a way which allows them to disengage weapons and reactivate the cloak within a span of 4 seconds.The bridge of this ship is more compact than one would expect of a ship this size; and the unique construction of this vessel places the brige further into the interior to be protected by the rest of the ship. Bridge stations are activated mainly with touch panels, with several secondary controls having toggles and blinking lights.The scene enters on the prototype ship's bridge. The Ship's Captain is at the helm (this is standard in this continuity) and announces to his crew to prepare to cross back into enemy territory as per their scheduled test route.The bridge-crew visably appear to begin casually working their controls (checking readings, not making changes). The captain changes course and their ship lazily begins drifting across the enemy border. When the ship is nearly about to cross into enemy territory, a red light comes to life behind the captain. An officer behind and to the right of the captain calls out "imminent dimensional cross-rip, directly ahead of us!"The Captain halves his ship's already slow crawl and replies "time to test those new compensators"; and the captain flips two toggles.Three sleek ships flicker into view just ahead of the prototype.An officer directly behind the captain quietly confirms "three ships; definitely Tsori'kadra, roughly five decades ago".The three new arrivals do not seem to take notice of the prototype.From Behind, the officer quietly calls out again "Sir, I'm reading a faint communications signal from the three vessels"; the officer next to them adds "definitely seperate entities then, not some singularly controlled illusion".The three ancient vessels suddenly all begin to slowly rotate.Back and to the Right "Sir, we have moevement!"The three vessels continue their rotation until they all have the nose of their vessel pointed directly at the prototype warship."So much for those compensators" calls out the captain, "Engaging engines to twenty-five percent" - The Ship's engines burst to life as it begins to pull away from the three aparritions; but they give chase, their engines never showing any sign of activation."All three in pursuit!"; From behind, "Activating Secondary Generators, diverting all available power to cloak, shields and engines."The Captain Responds "Accelerating to fifty-five percent, brace for evasive action."As the prototype's engines burst again and the ship lurches forward, the Ghost Ships all open fire, not having any issues keeping up with the prototype. The first few shots from all three ships miss, then finally all three hone their systems on the prototype's shields.From behind and to the right, "Direct hit, rear shields holding firm".From Directly Behind, "Good thing we made those upgrades, with any luck they won't be able to damage us."After several tense moments dodging ghostly weapons fire, three more ghost ships suddenly appear, identical to the first three.From behind, "Three additional fighters!"Behind and to the right, "How?! There was no-" An alarm blares on her panel; "Holy hell; dimensional cross-rip exponentially increasing in strength, Captain!""Damn!" The Captain seems upset, but not surprised; "We have to abort; we can't risk being overwhelmed by these things."Almost immediately, cascading across their vision one after another, ship after ghostly ship begins shimmering into existence."Oh dear god...we need to get the hell out of here..." The science officer is clearly terrified.Just as the Captain reaches for the controls, the largest ship yet begins appearing from the void; at least double the size of their own Prototype vessel.Without warning the captain slams the ship's throttle to max, not willing to wait for this behemoth to fully materialize and open fire. Within moments the ship lurches as something impacts the shields hard.The captain calls out, "Status?!"From behind and to the right, "Rear shields holding at ninety-six percent; Port and Starboard shields taking a beating, sir! Ninety-four percent and dropping!"From Directly behind, "Reading weapons fire from all around us, there must be thirty ships out there."Yet another enromous shape begins to materialise from the darkness.None of them notice, because their sensors simply don't recognize it.From behind and to the right, "Sensors are overwhelmed, Captain! We're getting interferrance from the swarm!""Damn", The Captain knew it might come to this, as much as he wanted to avoid it; "On my signal, divert all available power to the engines. We're jumping the f*** out of this system.""We're reading a massive spike in cross-rip activity!""Sensors are detecting a massive build-up of energy in what looks like their weapons systems!""NOW!"The shields weaken as the cloak is dropped and in the instant before the ship can accelerate to leave, all of the ghost ships concentrate fire on the center of the prototype ship; tearing through the weaker shields, straight through the ship's engines, main engineering and life support.The crew outside the bridge were likely already dead, and the officers on the bridge were trapped with an unconscious Captain, surrounded by destroyed ship through all exits. With the Ghost Ships bearing down with the intention to board, the officers had only one thing left they could do.They recorded one final message, and initiated a warning beacon.Here is that message:This is the final account of what remains of the crew of The Dutchman's Daughter. We seriously f***ed up. Stay away from whatever remains of our vessel. We will be dead within minutes, but I need to know I tried to contain this atrocity. We didn't believe in what we were messing with. We used it like a cheap prank. We have no clue what we tapped into, but it knows we did. And it's pissed. If you want to live, don't come looking for us. If you've stumbled onto this recording because you're already onboard: Pray. Pray like prayer was the best sex you've ever had. And God help you.

THE MYSPACE ABOUT ME SURVEY by l_a_t79   TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF   name:: foster   nickname:: foz or fos   how old are you:: 14 cocktober 12   zodiac sign:: libra (heheh bra)   current location:: erm my bed   eye color:: brown   hair color:: a lot. natural brown with blonde in the frot sections but it looks very slightly greenish   hair type::f*** if i know           your heritage:: salsa cracker     what's your middle name::nicolas     shoe's you wore today:: none i rotted in bed   your weakness:: hot chicks   your fear:: uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk man   have you ever ridden a mechanical bull:: no   do you want to:: no   goal you would like to achieve this year:: idk   first thought when you wake up::goddamn it            best physical feature:: idk tbh im just a goober   who is your bestest freind:: erm dexter hes my pookie baby boo boo bear   when is your bedtime:: never   your most cherished memory:: first boner   pepsi or coke:: dr pepper tbh   mc dondalds or burgerking:: burger king         what is the last song you sang:: living dead girl     does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive:: yeaaaaaaaaaaa   what is your biggest pet peeve:: most natural human things like yawning loud or chewing sounds or making noises when u wake up like just be f***ing silent unless ur talking or lauhing or smtg god damn   do you drink:: meh   ever been drunk:: tipsy   do you smoke:: sometimes   do you "SMOKE":: as in weed bc yeah   do you sing:: yea   what color underwear do you have on::    i have my d*ck out     do you want to go to college:: nah   have you ever been in love:: idk   do you wnat to get married:: lmfao no   do you believe in yourself:: sometimes   do you believe inothers:: mostly no lol im not a good person   do you like thunderstorms:: ehh sometimes   do you play an instrument:: kinda   what do you want to be when you grow up:: f*** if i know     what country would you like to visit:: uhhh idk man idk   how many CD's do you own:: idfk   how many DVD's do you own:: idfk               how many things in the past do you regeret:: all of it but it had 2 happen to get me here     FAVORITES   shoes:: converse, vans   radio station:: alt radio full blast in the car   drink:: redbull   car::    used ford van                                      idk?     place:: dexters room, hot topic   song:: living dead girl rob zomb   movie:: uhhhhhhhh a lot   moment:: idk man   color:: a lot   meal:: tacos, udon, curry   IN A GUY/GIRL    favorite eye color:: idc   favorite hair color:: idc   short or long hair:: long   height:: idc   body type:: idc i really dc   does ethnicity matter:: NO??????????????????   piercings:: dc but itd be cool   tattoos:: dc   BED SIDE MANOR    do you think you are attractive:: gonna be honest i feel like some aspects of me are attractive but my personality is a big turn off because im a total sh*thead   are you attracted to someone who does not know it:: lmao no     would you like to be someones fantasy:: skull emoji     hunter or hunted:: f*** does that mean   do you kiss with your eyes closed or open:: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ive only kissed someone like once soo yeaah closed     a little or a lot of tongue:: skull emoji     older or younger:: like for a partner. idk man ive had a sugar daddy who was like in mid late 40s and dated someone who was 13 and looked 18 so.   lights on/lights off or candle light:: lights off/very dim light     do you like to cuddle after:: no     do you like to cuddle in general:: i dobt like cuddling.   RIGHT NOW   what is todays date:: 2/8/14   what time is it:: 7:PM    who are you thinking of:: nooone   what are you listening to:: sheltered by superhaven as im typing this   do you love someone:: not romantically    do you know where your mechanical bull is::skull emoji     does someone love you:: not romantically i hope   is it raining:: no   how many myspace friends do you have:: not enough   are you happy:: meh yeah   RIGHT NOW, YOU ARE FINISHED W/ THIS SURVEY   Take this survey | Find surveys Pimp My Profile  

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okay so like my dni list cuz yeah  Nazis pedos/map young sheldon haters creeps ppl who support pedophilia homophobes racists transphobes people older than 20 (I'm okay with you adding me if you're over 20 just don't send any weird messages pls thank you  offensive mfs (just no) zoophiles (I have nothing against furries but zoophiles...eww) ppl who romanticisize abuse or a mental illness  makes r*pe jokes ( you're not funny just gross) sexist ppl support illegal ships (incest,pedophillia etc) pro any problematic political ideology I'll also be updating this list 

just kissed someone and im very happy abt it  

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how do you hide s/h if i come home today with that stuff on my hands my parents are gonna beat the sh*t outta meguys actually f***ing help me i dont feel like hearing my mom talk sh*t to me for an hour straight

So, over the years I've played a bunch of different tabletop dice rolling rpg's.One of my favorites was easily Vampire: The Masqeurade.The basic premise being that you must live and work as a vampire without revealing the existence of vampires to mortal society.In this campaign we were a group of vampires who worked for the Vampire Camarilla (basically vamp government) while 'hiding in plain sight' ...as a heavy metal band.So at one point we're running from the cops in a box truck, and for some reason we were making it look reeaally easy.So I decide all but the vamp vocalist (they drove) should climb out onto the box truck's roof and start playing a live set mid police chase.Not only did we get away, but soon after I hacked the police servers to steal the helicopter chase footage for a music video.

Hej! Jag är G0blinV1n, Du kan kalla min Vincent, Vin, V eller Vinny. Min favoritband/artister: Radiohead, Red Vox, Electric Wizard, Scythelord, Bauhaus, Car Seat Headrest, och så mycket mer att jag förmodligen inte skulle få plats med dem alla här. Fandoms som jag är med i: Vinesauce, Marble Hornets, och Half-Life. Spelserier/Spel som jag gillar: Half-Life, Portal, och Yakusa. Jag gå efter alla pronomen. 

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Red- tears, pain, and bloodyellow- marchblue- Fairytaleaqua- Vacuumwhite- Heygrey-kiss of deathblack- boo-hooi cant think of anymore tbh

Hello, Ive never really posted on here but a small snippet into my life is that im a mm user and i lovvveee to smoke. Also i recently turned 21 and Im just lookin to make more grown up alternative friends. Esppecially if you smoke :)