Revealing my interest could compromise my identity.
Of course, I could simply put fake interests here, but I'm not enough of a psychopath to create a fake personality with fake interests and pretend it's real, so leaving this blank will have to do.
About me: I am on a mission. Various circumstances have led me to work undercover in order to build social connections with the people of this land, learning their secrets and using them for my purposes.
For this reason I must stay anonymous, careful to not let my personal idiosyncrasies slip out and give hints as to my true identity. One way in which I do this is by using an incredibly common profile layout. This has the convenient side effect of giving me an excuse to not waste 100 hours making a custom layout that would inevitably end up looking like utter garbage in the end because I suck at graphic design.
My mission is a tough one. There's no guarantee that even something as simple as contact with my targets will ever be achieved, but I must at least try... My future depends on it.
I'm not actually from Afghanistan, but that thing was selected by default because of alphabetical order