I enjoy thinking deep thoughts, I ponder upon the meaning of this everlasting misery and darkness that we call life. I am currently 3,000 years old. I have looked in the eyes of Jesus Christ himself. I do find myself to enjoy digging my fangs deeply into the soft and tender flesh of an Earthling. Fear me not, as I shall not be a harm to you, unless I am.
Feel free to share me a tad of your red bodily fluids as well your soul. It shall lie in the depths of this dark hole which can't seem to find a light.