Malcolm In The Middle,
The Walking Dead,
Armor by John Steakley,
The Bug Wars by Robert Aspirin,
The Compleat Bolo by Keith Laumer,
The Hicthhiker's Guide series by Douglas Adams,
A Stainless Steel Rat Is Born by Harry Harrison.
August 22, 2019
These Ten Cat Commandments are inviolate: Thou shalt not be cool. Thou shalt not be in vain. Thou shalt not have more than ten suits. Thou shalt not partake of carnal knowledge with more than four members of the opposite sex at any one session. Thou shalt not slink. Thou shalt not hog the bathroom. Thou shalt not steal another's hair gel.
About me: I'm just this guy, you know?
I've made some bad decisions in life;
I've strayed on meandering tangents;
I've watched who I was slough away on the winds of time;
I want to scoop up those scattered fragments of myself
and resurrect him, that me I used to be.
I'm putting me back together... one displaced memory at a time.