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This right here is where i tell you all about my life,
although no one really cares,
and it's where i brag and try to make you love me;
Arg matey,
I be Capn' Tylie Featherpants.
When i ain't be busy sailing the deep blue seas or stealing loot,
i enjoy sleeping, walking my turtle, noming food, dancing, taking photos,
making/dismangling (my) clothes, writing and butchering orphans.
I make youtube videos, so watch 'em fools,
or prepair to feel my wrath.
My first language is le francais, so that's why i may sound retarded at times.
I also mix french and english to make what us folks here call, franglish.
I also use all the mexican words i know,
(so, hola and coma esta)
because i enjoy pretending i'm Mexican,
(i change races every few weeks)
Capn' be done talking now,
since her brain be non functioning.
