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Lex Talionis

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Age: 100
Country: United States

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01/06/2018 03:58 PM 

2 kinds of men:
Category: Art
Current mood:  amused

The first, he is usually the beta cuck white knight who always has to prove that he is an extraordinary example of virtue. He's usually a hipster douche too, and always desperate to "fit in" or be "accepted." This is the type of creature who should be shot. Or gassed. The choice is yours...

The second, he is your typical "playa" cretin who has the dubious distinction of being a brainlet and a d*cklet simultaneously. His parents must be so proud. You'll usually find this specimen bragging about his exploits and numerous "conquests." Think Harvey Weinstein but with less money. A lot less. And don't be fooled. This pile of insecurity will probably hang himself long before you get sick of him...   

Oh, and then there's the alien who mocks both of these mutants - because I can. Earthlings, BTFO!

=DDDDD

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Anon

 

oh and...."GET THE FUCK OFF MY ASS OR I'LL CUT YA!" =D 

I retain a calm composure, but words are important, yo! hahahha

Posted on Sun Jan 07, 2018, 03:43

Anon

 

I only just saw this, well in that case dude, you get in the back, I'ma drive this shit! hahaha...hold on tight! Cover your ears, I swear a whole lot when I'm driving! "GO, motherfucker, it's fucking GREEN ASSHOLE!!"  and, "It's called a fucking indicator, try using it!" and "MOVE OUT THE FUCKING WAY!"  All good? =))))

Posted on Sun Jan 07, 2018, 03:41

Lex Talionis

 

I think anybody's driving is better - New Yorkers don't drive, we go to war hahaha... 

Posted on Sun Jan 07, 2018, 02:23

Anon

 

Fuck that, take me with you! My driving = better than yours (jk) =P

Posted on Sat Jan 06, 2018, 20:31

Lex Talionis

 

On men, I wouldn't know - I'm an alien from planet Autismo hahaha! =D
On women, even the "simple" ones are complicated... ;-)

You earthlings are strange as fvck - I'm going back home!
:::spaceship takes off, crashes into mountain:::

Posted on Sat Jan 06, 2018, 20:11

Anon

 

Some men = simple ;) *fixed
Women = disaster area-avoid at all costs =))))))

Posted on Sat Jan 06, 2018, 20:08

Lex Talionis

 

Men = simple.
Women = umm, we're not sure yet - still trying to figure them out. =DDDDD

Posted on Sat Jan 06, 2018, 20:03

Anon

 

LMFAO! 100% accurate! =)))

Posted on Sat Jan 06, 2018, 19:53

Lex Talionis

 

I would but women are much more complex than men - there are at least 6 gorillion types! =DDDDD

Posted on Sat Jan 06, 2018, 19:41

Anon

 

You should do one of these on women, let's be honest, they're just as bad!

Posted on Sat Jan 06, 2018, 09:01

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